Each year it gets bigger and better so make sure you book your tickets in good time for this year's Red Ribbon Cabaret 2018! This year will be on Thursday 29th November at The Two Brewers, 114 Clapham High Street, London, SW4 7UJ. Please do join us there for a night of music, magic, madness and mayhem. 

This will be cabaret in it's truest sense with a fantastic mix of music, comedy, drag acts and possibly some audience participation. 

There will be a raffle with some brilliant prizes to be won plus an opportunity to be photographed with everyone's favourite festival weirdo...FatSh*t during happy hour.  

We have an excellent line up with some amazing acts, some of which are listed below! We look forward to seeing you there!! There will be some light nibbles to enjoy. 

Confirmed acts include:


Joining us is everyone's favourite festival weirdo, the big man and quite possibly the world's only turd in a tuxedo, Mr FAT SHIT himself. Having toured the world's best parties, making personal appearances at Glastonbury, The Mighty Poopla, Barcelona's Elrow and many other places, he can't wait to see everyone at the Red Ribbon Cabaret!

Brian is a talented close-up walk around comedian. For eight years he ran the Streatham Comedy Club at Hideaway Jazz club Streatham where he compered the evening with his 'crap magic'. He has introduced many acts including Romesh Ranganathan, Pete Firman, Nick Helm, Marcel Lucont, Sara Pascoe and many more over the years. He often performs at charity events and is proud to be sharing his (not so crap) magic at Red Ribbon Cabaret. 


Queertet was formed as a commission for Festival 96 at Clapham Omnibus, and brings together a band of LGBTQI+ jazz musicians to celebrate everything queer about jazz music! Featuring original music and the music of celebrated LGBTQI+ musicians and composers throughout history, Queertet tells the stories of an LGBTQI+ history of music. For Pride 2018 they toured London and sold out two shows at Ronnie Scott's with special guests Julian Clary, Ian Shaw and Sharon D. Clarke. 


Heart & Soul is a dynamic combination of Diane Horan Hill's velvet lined powerful voice with Miles Elliot's chocolatey smooth and emotive tone. Whether your music taste is Big Band and Swing, intimate jazz, spine tingling ballads, 60's Motown and Soul, 70's disco, 80's pop and dance as well as current day melodic house, Heart & Soul will deliver a show for you that you won't forget.  

Jilberto is a comic from Seattle who recently moved to London and has been performing for 3 years. He is a corporate professional snob during the day and just a snob at night. His sexual and racial (Mexican) comedic style has often been referred to as personal yet embarrassing, by his older brother. He completed his 2018 successful debut show "Butterfly" around different fringes (London, Seattle, Brighton, Chicago & Edinburgh). 

"He was born to be a comic" - Chicago Fringe


Richard Watkins is an actor, singer and performer and a sexual health outreach worker and health promotion officer. Recent credits include: The Chemsex Monologues (Kings Head/Australian tour), Queers (Kings Head/International Dublin Gay Theatre Festival, He Shoots, He Scores! (Above The Stag), Goosed! (RVT), Rocky Horror Live! (Two Brewers/RVT). Richard is thrilled to be involved in the Wandsworth Oasis Red Ribbon Cabaret. He will be delivering his unique style of musical comedy (together with his trusty puppet!) to combine his love for theatre and performance with his passion for sexual health promotion. It's "Sex Education.." like you have never seen it before!

Paul Middleton is a talented, exciting international singer and songwriter. With twenty years experience in the music business he has travelled the world singing in the USA, Germany, Jordan, Ireland, Belgium and toured all over the U.K. He has written a song for a film called 'Hanging in There'; has two albums out, sung in front of huge crowds of 12,000 people and delighted audiences around the world. 

Paul is well known for singing popular songs suited to every occasion mixed with audience interaction. He is recognised for getting the audience involved with his show. From classic, huge 80's songs like Wham and A-ha to modern world hits from Bruno Mars, Justin Timberlake and Daft Punk or to gentle songs of Adele and Cyndi Lauper that showcase his voice, Paul always delivers an outstanding show. 

"Cracking Nights" -Hacketts

"Brilliant vocals"Panache Audio Systems



Abalicious are considered to be the number 1 Abba tribute band. The bands individuality is created by their great attention to detail and their own musical sound. They have toured extensively all over the UK and abroad and have been headhunted by many agents including Channel 4 TV who chose Abalicious to be the Abba lookalikes for a documentary about Abba. Also, Easy Jet Airlines chose Abalicious to perform at Gatwick Airport to promote their flights to Sweden where they sang "Waterloo" to many airline passengers. 

We are super excited to have them headline our Red Ribbon Cabaret 2018 where they will end the second half of the event with a fantastic 40 minute set which we hope will get everyone up dancing to all their classics!  

Ticket information:

A bottle of fizz will be included for the VIP booth ticket type. 

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